Alexisms

Just a girl trying to figure out how this world works. Obsessed with marine life, The Sims, cats, and roller coasters.

dyinganew:

lokihorcruxes:

letmelarryyou:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

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I only reblogged this for the bing dress

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it got better

oh my god

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— 1 day ago with 524944 notes

learned-behaviiour:

ennis-the-menace:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

Why did he also steal the speech from Rocky? 

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— 1 day ago with 231094 notes

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(via sleeping-aficionado)

— 1 day ago with 302400 notes

actualgod-raynarvaezjr:

drtanner:

cruelfeline:

This husky is trying SO HARD to play with this cat.

And the cat is like NO o_o

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I AM VERY, VERY BOTHERED

my husky acts like this too hey are the best 10/10 would recommend getting one

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— 1 day ago with 84872 notes

improbablecarny:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING

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— 1 day ago with 53886 notes

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

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— 1 day ago with 120827 notes

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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— 1 day ago with 164310 notes